So 2013 is soon to be history
I'm not too sad though as it is making way for 2014 which is set to be pretty epic.
But will it be as epic as 2013?...
because if I'm honest 2013 is going to be blimming hard to beat.
This year saw me become a Mrs, Rocky become a toddler, Kyd become less of a kid and more of a teen and Hoff become slightly greyer than he was before he met me and said 'I Do'.
I don't think we could beat this year and after the hell we went through in 2012 it was a much appreciated change in family play.
I thought, to remember and appreciate the madness of 2013 I'd do a month by month run down pin pointing the crazy times we have had.... hold on to your hats folks it is a mad old run down.
In the month where the country was shocked by the reports of decades of child abuse by Jimmy Saville we spent most of the time doing Wedding Planning as it was less than a year to go and that meant panic stations. To top off the shocking news stories being unveiled about Saville, we also found out we'd been eating Horse Meat in most of our burgers and the country was covered in hideous snow, which caused issues with everything from transport to illnesses.... great start to the year right there...
But in other news... Rocky finally rolled over.
In the month that Pope Benedict retired and was replaced by Pope Francis, who is now on Twitter (a cool pope?... brilliant) I turned 27 and loads more wedding planning took place. I made some pretty cool stuff for it and laughed at the idea of anything going wrong as I was SO organised.... then a meteorite hit Russia and Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend and I realised in this bonkers world ANYTHING could happen between February and July.
In the month that former cabinet minister Chris Huhne is jailed for eight months for perverting the course of justice as you can guess even more wedding planning took place but in between I managed to have tea with an Astronaut... as you do.... I managed to become a judge at the Alternative Queen of Reading awards alongside the lovely Danyl Johnson from the Xfactor and Michelle from Heart FM's breakfast show... I know what you're thinking 'why were you there?' I asked the same question... I still don't know. Even Justin Beiber going mental at the press couldn't mess up Rocky's month though, as he seems to rocket through his milestones and gains a tooth, pulls himself up and crawls.
Oh and in other news.... I got a call from Deal or No Deal, I went to an audition for Deal or No Deal, I got a call up for Deal or No Deal and started filming in Bristol for 2 weeks of amazing fun with new friends I will cherish for life. (I thought I was dreaming... I wasn't, I really wasn't).
So I filmed my Deal or No Deal game dressed as Lady GaGa in the Summer special week called DealFest... you know as you do... I met the most amazing group of people who became great friends AND I won £14k and a Holiday to boot. I can honestly say it was the most surreal two weeks and an event I will never be able to relive, a once in a lifetime thing and one that not many get to do, I am very grateful for the experience and the cash... and holiday too. AMAZING.
After I finished filming and whilst the rest of the country was mourning or rejoicing in the news that Margret Thatcher had passed away, we made a very cold trip to Yorkshire to say a sad goodbye to my Uncle Herbie. Although not necessarily family, he was a huge part of my life and I was sad to see him go. Goodbye was hard but he's in a better place now and I'm sure he was there to watch Kyd fulfil his dream to finally be tall enough for the BIG rides at Thorpe Park... he'd have liked that. Ohhh and obviously more wedding planning was had in between the madness of filming, holidays and trips out.
In May I weighed myself for the first time since I started listening to my hypno diet on my iPod, I had lost a big percentage of my baby weight and I was over the moon. I had never felt better about myself and I could have only done that with the help of Thinking Slimmer, so a big thanks to them. The new thin me then had my Hag Doo (like a Hen Doo but with boys there too) in Camden and puked in a rather expensive taxi home... but hey, if you can't puke on your Hag night, when can you? *looks sheepish* That hurt me the next day I can tell you. Luckily the £14k I won on Deal or No Deal went in my bank... which lead to the purchase of my first Dyson... hurrah. Sadly May started to go down hill as Kyd spent a few weeks in hospital resulting in FINALLY getting the doctors to move forward with doing a Bowel Operation (although that hasn't happened yet but will in 2014) he also got his bifocals and just to kick our Kyd in the teeth a little bit more... Reading FC got relegated from the Premier League back to the Championship (where we belong). Oh and by this point intense wedding planning was in action too as the days and weeks were flying by.
*Special note* On the 22nd of this month the world was shocked and saddened by the death of soldier Lee Rigby, my heart and prayers are still with his family today and I pray that they stay safe and strong for his baby boy throughout his life. RIP Lee Rigby.
This month was one that flew by without any of us noticing but was an amazing gig month. I went to see Green Day with Bradders (again) at the Emirates stadium and then we went to Hard Rock Calling with my sister and brother to see Kasabian headline at the Olympic Park. In between I attended Britmums Live with my epic Bloggy mates in which I got slightly drunk and had a surprise Hen Doo which resulted in many many willy straws being passed around the room as we watched some of my lovely friends win some amazing awards. So proud of them and so grateful for my surprise Hen Doo. Thank You you epic bunch of lovelies.... at this point my brain was in wedding overload and I spent the entire month making paper flowers from books and sticking tea cups together... obviously for the wedding.
This month our little Rocky turned 1 and started to walk... where has my baby gone? or that year for that matter? My time on Deal or No Deal went live on air on the same day as his birthday too so that was amazing timing. What a day that was. That day aside ALL of July was taken over by my wedding planning which became all I could think about in the final few weeks before the
WE FINALLY GOT MARRIED... in front of 180+ people in a DIY Alice in Wonderland themed wedding. It was the most amazing day. So many people and many friends and family we hadn't seen for years came to celebrate with us. Rocky had his christening during the service and Hoff didn't run away or faint, which was a bonus. An amazing day topped off by a messy night and a hideous hang over the next day but it Tortoise for my wedding present he hadn't even hatched yet... ahhhhhhhh... I bought him a Shite Shirt... says it all really.
was all worth it. Ohhhh oh oh, Hoff bought me an actual baby
To top this Epic month off we drove to Bath in a Ferarri for our honeymoon. It was only a few nights but it was hugely appreciated and the Ferrari was given to us (hired for us) by Hoff's friends at work and for that we are also HUGELY thankful... I felt like a celeb everyone was staring at us.
Well August started off well as My Deal or No Deal game got aired on TV on August 1st. I can't tell you how relieved I was that the show went down so well with family and friends. 10% of my money went to charity, 5% to Kyd's local Downs group and the other 5% to the most beautiful and inspirational blogger I met this year, Anecdotes of a Manic Mum, for the charity she set up to support her husband through a brain injury, I really wish I could have given her more, she deserves a break and her husband to be home.
There was a bit more Thorpe Park action to be had this month, a few trips in fact. Kyd was now a fearlessReading festival and saw Green Day, Fall Out Boy and Biffy Clyro and many more bands that you've probably never heard of but we love. Kyd has been to many festivals and this year attended 2 days of the 3 with us so that he could see his beloved Green Day live (again). Thrilled and ecstatic are two words which described his facial expressions that weekend.... tired and exhausted were two that followed soon after. We also picked up baby Bruce the Tortoise who was the size of an old 50p and so so so cute it was bonkers. He's bigger now but still teeny and fitted in to the crazy family ever so well, the perfect pet, quiet, contained and doesn't need much attention.
thrill seeking pro and Hoff... well, he went on his first ever BIG ride this year too... so proud of him. The fun didn't stop there this summer, we went to
This month Kyd started at his new SEN school and also turned 11... where have the years gone? He only moved schools because he is set to have his operation soon and his mainstream school wouldn't be able to deal with his medical needs and he'd have to have lots of time off... he was moving to that school next September any way so it isn't a big deal.
Also this month I went to the Houses of Parliment to meet Lord Saatchi and help him with the new Saatchi Bill to help beat cancer. Such an honour to be involved in this and to visit parliament not as a tourist. I was joined by a few well known bloggers who had the same ore and admiration for Lord Saatchi as I did. More to come in 2014 on this subject, stay tuned to see what. From serious to stupid.... I got drunk at the MAD Blog Awards and walked through Kensington High Street dressed as a Giraffe with the man from Just Eat and a fellow blogger who was dressed as a strawberry... because that's a completely normal thing to do isn't it *shakes head*.
My post about Kyd and how if I could go back I would tell myself it would all be ok, came from seeing a beautiful young couple and a baby who looked just like Kyd as a baby at the hospital. It was well received by many and got published on several parenting websites which was very humbling... the best part was the couple in the story
got in touch to say that they'd read it and that they were happy and loved that I wrote about them.... I felt like a stalker a little bit but it was amazing.
Also in October we saw a huge storm hit England.... on the day we flew out to Orlando, Florida, amazing timing there as usual, luckily it made only a 15 minute delay to our flight. In Florida Kyd was in his element. He became even more of a fearless thrill seeker than ever before and he made the most of being in the parks and managed to ride 110 rollercoasters in 10 days... yep you read that right 110... Kyd and Rocky were also overly impressed when they met Mickey, Spiderman, Captain America and SO many more characters. Kyd also swam with a dolphin... this was a huge highlight of his life. He swam for the first time on his own and it was with a dolphin... amazing... not only that but he was also taught to land a space buggy on the moon by an actual astronaut called Jon McBride who we spent the day with (I had tea with him in March, we are now besties).
We landed back in England in November and a few hours later I went to Actually Mummy's wedding whilst very jetlagged, I wouldn't have missed this renewal for the world. I love that couple and I am not afraid to shout about it. I also spent the night in someone else's hotel room, she knows who she is, 7 hours sleep later I went to Mumsnet Blogfest in London where I continued with my jetlag and thought I'd just drink Windsurf on the Mark Warner wind surf whilst drinking a cocktail and wearing sunglasses.... classy. I may have drunk them out of cocktails and drunk them from a green beaker, I then had a bit of an argument with a feminist or two from the balcony of the main room *looks around innocently*... ANNNNND then I hid from twitter for a few weeks because it went a little bonkers... NOT my fault *hides head*
through it... looking back that may not have been a good idea as I went on to...
Annnnywaaaay.... Also in November I went to see Mr Russel Brand, who was pretty awesome. *runs into December to change the subject*
*catches breath from running* I got a new DC59 Dyson this month... exciting stuff for me as I am a Dyson geek. Working with Dyson for me is like Kyd going on a BIG ride... I know, I know, I'm a geek.... On top of that excitement whilst at the Dyson event I got an email to tell me I won the pleasure of being a Mark Warner Mum ambassador meaning we get to go on another EPIC holiday next year EEEEEK. I honestly did not expect that one. I was up against so many bloggers who are way above my standards and
ability and I managed to get it... Me? Really?... anyway I don't think that will sink in any time soon so expect some random, unexpected whoops of joy from me for a few months yet.
A few days later Kyd got a date for his Bowel Operation and so my bubble was well and truly popped. On 16th January Kyd will be having an ACE tube fitted into his bowel during a 6hr surgery. We've begun to prepare him for it already and he is getting set to spend a week or more in the John Radcliffe Hospital.... he's excited... yep, the most bonkers child ever, excited over an operation.
This Christmas saw me cook the Christmas dinner for just us for a change. It was calm and relaxed and had my hair done for the first time since the wedding, which was an amazing feeling... HELLO BLONDE goodbye roots... Thanks to my brother sister and dad for the money to do that, amazing gift. Actually present wise I did really well this Christmas. Hoff bought me a Rizzo the Rat (from the muppets) I had searched for one in Florida and nothing... I reacted like a child with their first bike.... loser. I also got a beautiful fresh water pearl bracelet from a friend of mine, on it had a heart charm, on the heart charm she'd had it engraved... 'ahhhh' I hear you all say, 'how lovely'... she engraved it with the word TWAT... which for me was perfect and it brought a tear to my eye. I won't tell you what I bought her, it is too rude for you lot.
we went to see family in the evening and drove to Cambridge to see more family on Boxing day. Chilled and relaxed, that is not what I'm used to but it was lovely all the same. Ohhhh I finally
Speaking of rude... We went to the most fabulous Burlesque Cabaret night at Proud Camden. I can not tell you how excited I was when Hoff booked this for my main present. I have wanted to go for ages. The night brings you a posh 3 course meal and then a show which sees beautiful women do a burlesque dance on the stage in front of us. One was dressed as Cat Woman... Hoff may have had a mild heart attack in his chair when she made him undo her black PVC corset... You should go sometime it's amazing.
Tonight, NYE, well we are currently sat here on the sofa with a gin and a bottle of champers chilling. We plan to drink out, what you would agree has been an AMAZING year for us, and drink in a year which can only beg to be as amazing but is sure to give it a run for it's money.
This year has been epic and I am really sad to see it go. There has been very sad things happen in between the above but I am concentrating on the good at the moment and for those things I am grateful.
I met some of the most amazing people this year, some that will be friends forever. I believe that people and situations come into your life for a reason and sometimes those reasons are hidden until you need them but some you can see from the start.
To ALL of the people that have come into my life this year THANK YOU,
To ALL the people who have been here for a while and stayed by my side THANK YOU,
To those who have made this year what it has turned out to be THANK YOU,
To My Husband and My Beautiful Kids, THANK YOU
*does a little bow like she's winning an Oscar*
Thank You 2013, you have been EPIC... Bring on 2014
Love to you all and
HAPPY NEW YEAR