Following on from my projectile pooping post the other day, I thought I'd add in Kyd's pooping talents too.
Yep! My life really does revolve around s**t!
As scary as you non parents and parents to be may find this
ALL PARENTS LIVES REVOLVE AROUND S**T
Kyd has issues parting with it & Rocky has issues holding on to it!
Kyd has a medical condition though so he has an excuse.
He has got used to it over time and so have we,
yet every time he goes it is astounding!
The whole process is madness.
He has the Art of Medically Pooping down to a T!
He doesn't poo all week and then has loads of meds
It's like mount Vesuvius turned upside down!
The smell is like some sort of in house death gas.
Even he laughs at the over flow of extract from his nether regions.
Often pretending to faint at the smell and making you look at what he's done!!
He is a trooper though as this a very painful experience and if we didn't laugh...
Well, we'd cry....
I assure you you've never seen or smelt anything like it in your lives!
I hope you never do either
But again like my last post...
IF you ever have to deal with Kyd and his Meds I'll give you this bit of advice...
Don't make a massive fuss as he gets a bit sensitive.
Do, do a courtesy flush half way through.
If you don't do the above make sure you have a plunger.
Don't have a hangover.
Don't eat just before.
DO store some fabreeze in the toilet effected.
As parents you often think about the S word, you think about it day and night...
If only that S word was the same S word as the non parents' S word...
That'd be nice!